Tuesday, May 10, 2016
I have nearly perfected
the art of the inane deferential tone
flattery in a few short sentences.
Lightly seasoning the words with idioms
based on location
but rest assured,
every heart is blessed with equal fervor.
I can make well wishes
and salutations sound like
You'll never see my long hair
or my cauldron or a single
My profanity is perfectly silent.
Posted by Megan at 4:29 PM