What I want

This is my favorite design of a witchy woman.

There are several things I'd like soon. I'm saving money for them. Next payday, they will be mine!!

First,

This photo is from Gala Darling.

I love these shoes! I should have the money to buy them by Thursday. I plan on wearing them for my wedding reception and then as often as possible following this. Even though my wedding colors are are red and white, screw it, I'm sooo in love with these shoes. I'll be wearing them for ever!

Next up.

this has been taken from here. I claim NO credit, I am receiving NO money for this picture, because, guess what? I just posted the picture. It isn't mine.

Moving on, I'd really like a deck of tarot cards. Apart from pretty artwork, I find readings to be fun and hilarious and I'm in the process of learning how to. It seems to be a useful talent and a fun hobby. I've seen them selling for around 10 dollars at Half Priced Books.

I'm super excited!

These two things are my new babies! Also, Grey's Anatomy returns next week with their musical episode, I think. Or, never mind, March 31st. Well, fuck. I need some Grey's, dammit! I watched all 9 seasons of Scrubs and while it was hilarious, it was NOT my Grey's.

I was so excited to go out tonight and it just got totally fucked over. Damn it.

Things I learned from parties

First party of the year was so much fun.

This sounds very superficial, even to my ears, but I love parties with the people my fiance knows. They are just WAY more fun then high school friend parties. Mostly because we didn't do parties. So I missed all of that stuff in high school.

Me and parties don't get along. The first ten years of my life I was an only child. I like being around people, but afterwards, I have intense bouts of needing to be secluded. I don't do well with large crowds. They aren't bad, but my reaction to them after the party is over is less than desirable.

So this most recent party was the cray-zayest party I've been to. I think. Maybe I don't remember any crazier ones?....Just kidding. There was black tie and lingerie and togas....and someone dressed up as a dominatrix and got drunk and was snapping her whip everywhere...that bitch.

I was probably the most covered out of all the girls....there was a guy wearing a bikini bottom and vest and multicolored shoes. As in one was black, the other was white. And then we had the stripper/manservant outfit. Even my mom, who normally hates that sort of thing, found that borderline hysterical. All I know is that I saw a dude who I know as a semi-friend's ass through his extremely thin and tight boxers. Sweet mother of God....it was too much. Tooooo much. Burned my eyes.

In any case, there was enough booze to send at the very least 15 people to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

Things I learned from Katie's Badass Party...

1. Dressing up like a dominatrix is considered lingerie.

2. Taking off your shirt is okay in some circles.

3. What the FUCK is a drinking game? Can't a bitch drink in peace?

4. I can run in 4 inch high heeled lady Gaga shoes. Suck it.

5. Lingerie is not just for women anymore.

6. Fiance in suit is super sexy.

7. Chanel lipstick is lovely, but comes off super easily on those red cups.

8. Assholes are still assholes after they are drunk. Or after YOU are drunk.

9. The later it is, the wierder the photos look.

10. The Macarena still attracts people.....

11. House parties = awesome.d