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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

This question makes me laugh so hard. What the fuck? If I woke up with that, I'd probably assume I was dreaming, close my eyes and try to go back to sleep. And then once I figure out that it is real, I'd be terrified. And angry. and possibly screamy and violent.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Ooooh interesting question.Probably some days 18 and some in my 40s. Being a parent this young has made me feel old VERY very quickly

Things I don't like about the way I look? Well, no matter what, I always feel like my eyebrows are too big. I hate how large my breasts are. Pretty much my body post-baby feels fucked up, but I'm working on it and trying to love it. I like my finger nails and my eyes. 

Would you mind killing someone to save your own life?

It kind of depends on the context. Although for the most part, I would do it. However, I would care. I'd probably be very upset. Unless they were trying to hurt my family. Then, not so much.

If the internet was not available, what would you be doing right now?
Probably reading the Virgin Suicides, which I should be doing soon.

Pizza or oral  sex?
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT? And am I giving or receiving? Because if I'm giving, I'm going for pizza.

How I'd spend 10,000?
Um, pay off my debt. So there's around 3,000. Give my husband 3,000 so he can pay down some of his. And then keep 4,000 and build up a down payment. Or fix our cars air conditioning. Or go to an apartment. 

My best date.
How about the one I can most recently remember...my husband and I went to go see the Possession.....which was horrifying and had Jeffrey Dean Morgan in it. This annoyed me because I see him as John Winchester so the whole time I was like "GET THE DEMON OUT JOHN, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LITERALLY DECADES!" Any way, the food was good and my date was pretty cute so that all worked well. I even took him home afterwards! ;)

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